As a follower of Britnianity, you must follow certain rules of conduct. By following these tenets, you will live a longer, happier, and healthier life, hear some great music along the way, and Britney will love you. - Do not wear leather or fur. Britney does not approve of this. - Don't ever let Britney be the last to know. - Do not listen to the teachings of the evil Demigoddess of Skank, Christina Aguilera. - It's ok to not write all of your own music. - Spread the word of Britney to your friends, family, and co-workers. - If Britney graces a magazine cover, buy it. - Do not endorse any Britney imposters, such as Mandy Moore and Jessica Simpson. - Don't ever say that anything about Britney's body is fake. Every Britnian knows she is all real. - It is ok to use Britney's name in vain. Acceptable usage includes "Great Britney!", and "What in the name of Britney?" - Use "4" instead of "for", and "U" instead of "you" whenever possible. - You should not play with anyone's heart, nor get lost in the game.