Is it ok to download Britney MP3s? Absolutely not. Such a practice is disrepectful to the Goddess, and detrimental to Britnianity. To listen to her teachings, you must purchase them. As a Britnian, where do I go when I die? Depends on how devoted you are, and what other religions you practice. A 100% Britnian's soul will go to Mars, where you will either labor, or dance alongside of Britney for eternity. I'm not a virgin, can I still become a Britnian? Absolutely. Britney is very forgiving. Just say 10 Praise Britneys and listen to all three CDs. Is there anyplace for Britnians to gather, such as a shrine, temple, or church? Not right now, but with enough funding, anything's possible! What does Britney think of Britnianity? It's funny you should ask that. Britney actually does not know about Britnianity. Our goal is to one day make her aware of her status as a Goddess. How can I become part of the ministry? We're always looking for new members of our ministry. To apply, send an email to ray@britnianity.org stating why you would like to serve Britney, and why we should accept you. More FAQ to come!