Welcome to Britnianity.org Is your loneliness killing you? Do you find yourself hitting things one more time? Would you like to be stronger than yesterday? Well you've come to the right place. Welcome to the home of Britnianity, which is dedicated to the worship of Britney Spears, the Goddess Supreme. Britney Jean Spears was born on December 2, 1981, in Kentwood Louisiana. She began her rise to godhood at an early age, performing on Star Search, and the Mickey Mouse Club. She also formed relationships with future demigods such as Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera. In 1999, she made her presence widely known by releasing the first of the Holy Recordings, titled "...Baby One More Time", followed by two others in the coming years. Britney's music and videos inspire millions of people to follow her message of love and joy. She represents all that is good and pure in the world.

The Fundamentals of Britnianity Tolerance - There are a lot haters out there. People who hate you because you do something better than they do, because you look better than they do, or because you're just plain perfect. Put up with these people. Don't let them get to you. Their hatred stems from a lack of self confidence, jealousy, or snobbery, and it will ultimately lead to their downfall. Individuality - Don't let other people's beliefs control your actions. Be true to youself, and do your own thing. Don't let anyone change the way you want to be. Especially the media. Sexuality - If you're hot, don't be ashamed to flaunt it. Show off your good looks. Your physical beauty coupled with your goodness of heart will give you an unparalleled radiance. Schoolgirl uniforms and red catsuits are a plus. Chastity - In this day and age, you will face many temptations in life. Don't give in to them, and maintain your virginity until you're married. It's what the Goddess does, and she would expect no less from her followers. Yes, it can be difficult to uphold this principle alongside of the Sexuality principle, but no one said it would be easy.

Join today! Britnianity can be worshiped anytime, anywhere, in many different ways! Creativity is one of the keys in practicing Britnianity. Show her your devotion in any way you can think of - create a shrine, go to her concerts, impersonate her, carry around a snake, write her deranged letters - anything goes! Join Britnianity, and give your life a new purpose. Whether you're lost, confused, or just looking for something new, Britnianity has something to offer you. Britney's winning smile, Southern charm, and provocative performances will brighten each and every day of your life, and make you a better person. Already have a religion? No problem. The beauty of Britnianity is that it can co-exist alongside other religions, it does not try to supersede your current beliefs. So go to the Acolytes section, and become a Britnian today. You won't get a membership kit, but you'll get a warm, fuzzy feeling inside.

Questions or comments? Email ray@britnianity.org