Britney Spears Goddess Supreme The be all and end all. Britney's divine light brings joy to us all through her song and dance. Her teachings inspire goodness and purity, and they've got a nice beat.

Justin Timberlake Demigod of Boy Bands Justin Timberlake was once a powerful force as the Demigod of Boy Bands, and consort to the Goddess. However, he has since parted ways with both Britney and his ministry, NSYNC, and holds little power over mortals.

Christina Aguilera Demigoddess of Skank One of the vilest demigods, Christina is constantly at odds with Britney, dishing out her own propaganda, and trying to recruit her own followers. In trying to match Britney's sexiness, Christina only heightens her own level of skankiness.

Carson Daly Prophet Yes, he is dull and annoying, but you can't help but admit that this television personality faithfully spreads the word of Britney to the masses via the music channel known as MTV. His voice reaches millions of Britnians, an he successfully converts new viewers each and every day.

Jamie Lynn Spears Demigoddess in training Younger sister and heir apparent to Britney. This little diva is the spitting image of the Goddess, and her interest in singing and dancing will no doubt lead to great things in the future.

Felicia Cullotta Mortal Servant Faithful servant to the Goddess, this poor misguided soul seeks to attain divinity by shamefully tagging alongside of Britney, and inappropriately forcing herself into the spotlight with Britney.