Days of Worship December 2 - Britney's Birthday The most important day in the history of Britnianity. On December 2, 1981, the Goddess entered our realm, and began spreading joy since day one. On this holy day, you should listen to Britney's music, watch Britney videos, and spread the word about the importance of this day. Also, if possible, wear baby blue, eat pizza, and drink Pepsi. New Album Release Date It is very important to buy new chapters in the teachings of Britnianity on the same day they are released. Each new chapter reveals more about what the Goddess wants for herself, and for us. This is a great day to convert others into Britnians, by allowing them to hear the album, and to encourage them to buy their own copy. Praise Britney Recite this holy verse when you have broken any of the tenets of Britnianity, or when celebrating a holy day: Praise Britney I'm a slave 4 U, now and always You drive me crazy, I just can't sleep We are lucky to have you Your words make us stronger You are not a girl, not yet a woman But will forever be our Goddess Britnian Wedding The vows for a Britnian wedding are as follows: Clergy: Are you, [insert groom name] a slave 4 [insert bride name]? Groom: I'm a slave 4 u Clergy: Are you, [insert bride name] a slave 4 [insert groom name]? Bride: I'm a slave 4 u By the power invested in me, you are now, like, so totally married! "Born to Make You Happy" plays in the background as the couple walks down Food and Drink Food of choice for Britnians: Cookie Dough, Ice Cream, Pasta, Hot Dogs Drinks of choice for Britnians: Pepsi, Cosmopolitans Spreading the Faith As with many religions, it's good practice to always spread the faith. Do your best to have others listen to the word of Britney. New recruits can be found anywhere - your workplace, school, supermarkets, even on the subway! Approach people with a smile and ask them if they listen to Britney. Depending on their answer, get the conversation going from there, and invite them over for a Britney listening party one night. The greater our numbers, the happier Britney will be!